BAHAHAHAHAH

This shit makes me laugh!!!

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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.

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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list

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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace

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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.

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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college

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is she hot?

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She is now

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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D

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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.

hehehe enjoy the laugh from texts from last night